CHRIST ON A CROSS!!! (AD)

He is saying "yo Dawg I can't do you any harm in any way because I don't even have venom glands, but I am creepy as shit"
Christ on a cross is what I yelled when A huge ass Daddy Long Leg walked across my keyboard as I was typing 5 minutes ago, I jumped up and took a couple of steps back, then I realized that 2 more Daddy Long Legs were by my feet, Now let me clarify by saying, I am a vegetarian, I love animals and animal rights and all that BS but bugs ARE FUCKING DISGUSTING!!! I hate all bugs, the only exceptions are Butterflys, Ladybugs, Bumble Bees (did you know you can pet a bumble bee? dude you can, one time there was this furry little bumble bee sleeping in a flower and it woke up and was like "yo whats up? look how cute I am!" and I petted (is that a word? do I use the word pat?) his little fuzzy butt) , pretty moths, and some times grasshoppers, crickets, and praying mantises, because the last three are OK until they hop near me. anyways the 2 were at my feet, I ran upstairs grabbed a can of lysol and armed myself, the big one was still on the keyboard so I picked up the video game Splinter Cell (its OK I don't play it often) and smashed old big ass till he was twitching and dead. I then turned around where the other two DLLs were and I said "GO TELL THE OTHER SPIDERS WHAT YOU JUST SAW" and sure enough they scrambled out of sight, since I gave my warning I went back to my post at the computer, then they crawled towards me again so I grabbed the lysol and sprayed them till they stopped twitching (did you know lysol kills silver fish right on contact? it does) and then after I killed 3 spiders I googled them, turns out they are all harmless and it made me feel kind of bad, I can still smell the lysol, it smells like guilt and shame. I went on this site BTW http://spiders.ucr.edu/daddylonglegs.html ,oh well at least I was safe and not sorry (I'm an asshole basically) (and don't judge me it was self defense)

Getting closer (AD)

Platinum hair is hard to achieve but if you do it right it will be worth it, because then the color will look good and your hair can still be some what healthy
PS. I hate Garfield, yes the cat, I fucking hate him, why does he hate Mondays so much? its not like he works, Hes a god damned cat!
PSS My wrist are swollen because a storm is coming, its what some sailors call a "trick knee" but instead of a knee its my wrist, years of carrying groceries and carrying heavy books have finally paid off......NOT

Lifes a Bitch and then you cry (AD)

(I am trying to get my hair to look like this, no lie)
basically still unemployed, I am going to try and see if The Hampton Inn need another person to clean rooms, it sounds so easy, make the beds, clean toilets, and you don't have to deal with people to their face!!! That is a plus seeing as how at my last job some dude actually called me a bitch because his smoothie wasn't ready in under 2 minutes (it takes 5 to make a Tropical Smoothie Cafe smoothie FYI unless its a Jetty Punch those are really easy: water, sugar, banana, strawberry, ice)
Going to put some more bleach on my hair tomorrow, and I got two more Manic Panic colors Wildfire http://www.manicpanic.com/best%20hair%20color/wildfire.html (bright almost pinkish red) and electric lizard http://www.manicpanic.com/best%20hair%20color/electriclizard.html (bright ass kelly green) both of them glow under blacklight, for some reason that makes me happy. I really want more dark greens and richer reds.

The hair fuckler strikes again! (AD)

once again i abused my bleach rights, ooh platinum underside of my bangs sounds cool, I used a v 20 developer and of course it wasn't strong enough to turn my black hair blonde it decided to turn it David bowie orange, I think my friend with her license is going to fix it tomorrow I don't know but It is definitely scaring the shit out of me.

Furries? bleeeegh! (AD)

Yeah I found out that there's this thing where people like to dress up like animals and get it on with each other, and it goes beyond that, they will actually act like animals in their every day lives and masturbate to cartoons of animals who are super imposed to look humanish, I just don't get it, WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! isn't that technically bestiality? who the fuck is going around saying this shit is okay? SIIIIIGH this is what happens when your kid is socially inept and watches WAAAAAY too many cartoons I suppose

Never ever nerver neverino (AD)

I would either react the same way, or join the parade
I love this picture and always will
REMEMBER KIDS IN THE HALL?!!
I just need to make sure I have this Clash and Bo Diddly picture before I die
This quote makes sense
I...love this.
Rollins
Indie movie funeral (fucking rad)
Murray quotes
Chase and Belushi

more random shit because my life is too boring to blog about

I dont feel special anymore (AD)

(the girls cool back patch was a kin to this)
But thats okay, that means I am growing up
I need to wake the fuck up and get a real job and actually do whit with my life, so on I go, good luck me!
today I saw the coolest girl in the mall, working at Spencers, I complemented her back patch and made her high five me then continued to wander the store with a mask on my face and a a thong over my jeans, dont you love attention? I do.