Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Will you marry me? (AD)

if there is ever a man that wants to marry me he has to be qualified, here are the qualifications:
1. must love dogs (NO not the movie you twat!) i love animals but dogs mostly, they fucking rock.
2. must have some type of job, look i dont care if you work as a pimp or if your fucking Rockefeller as long as you can support you myself and I then its all gravy.
3.must buy me jars of nutella and boots (none of that zipper shit they sell at hot topic REAL DOC MARTENS BOY!!!)
4. must love watching movies, I love movies and so you have to as well
5. MUST READ, this is important, i hate people who say shit like "whats a book heh heh" i love a reader mmmm sexy smart guys, but you cant be TOO smart, because then i would feel really dumb next to you, and im really terrible at math
6.must love concerts! music is a really big part of who i am i just love it and being a part of it, im going to Warped Tour next week with Brew and others!
7. must like tattoos and piercings, they really appeal to me and although they dont serve a medical purpose i like them because they appeal to me athestically, (although Brew has no piercings and shes my bestie ill let it slide)
8. must not hate a smoking boozehound, i have unhealthy habits for a teen, DONT JUDGE ME.
9. In addition to concerts MUST LOVE PUNK MUSIC MMMM YES!
10. must put up with my vegetarianism, LOOK i am not preachy at all and i dont care if you are a butcher or whatever man, as long as you dont tread on my diet
11. good sense of humour, laughing is a hobby of mine, dont dissapoint
12. must not dress like a douche bag, NO ARM SOCKS OR SIDEWAYS HATS OR ED HARDY RIDDLED TEES, OR GUYLINER (ugh i dont like that term) OR MESH TEES, OR GOTHY CHAIN PANTS.
13. must not be an asshole that does nothing but smoke weed all day, seriosuly its fucking annoying and i waste of time to be obbessessed with weed and bob marley like some 1990s frat boy, i smoke ciggerettes but i dont make it my life or goal, plus theres plenty of those assholes living around me anyways it gets old fast
14. must drive, im not walking to your house god damnit.
15. must put up with my changing DO, during the winter i had extentions, then i shaved the back of my head off, and last summer my hair was 5 different colors at different times, im pretty unprdictable, and i do what appeals to me, hair grows back.
16. must be open to being friends with my friends, if your anti social and hate parties and crowds of funny nice people then GET THE FUCK OUT.
17. must make an attempt at saying some words in a different language, other languages are rad, i only speak a little bit of spanish and im proud that i took the time to learn some, it comes in handy.
18. must love comic books (oh my where will i ever find a boy who loves comic books?)
19. dont kiss my hand, its fucking weird.
20. lastly must be honest, i fucking hate the pretention and mind games that comes with a relationship so STOP IT.

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